It’s pouring rain under Trent Bridge, so here is some relaxing fun from the new writer Peter Drake to pass the time.
In an era where sleds and more sinister “schizophrenia” are regrettably part of professional games, it is worth noting that there are more primitive and creative ways to allow players to perform and thereby affect the outcome of the game without breaking the law. Can be affected.
As a strict amateur player, over the years I have encountered some very creative ways to steal the opponent’s small advantage. Of course, everything is interesting. Here are just some of them…
Decades ago, when I was a student in Newcastle, I would play against a variety of opponents. The most interesting games are those players who are composed entirely of Asian players. Their unrestrained bat and ball skills will make you open your mouth in admiration even when you struggle back to the exhibition hall. ‘This is a cultural thing’ people would wisely say, because the third leg spinner in the afternoon starts to stretch on the border.
I remember a team that took the tradition of Indian cricket to the next level. There is no doubt that they have won more games. We hit the ball first, and the result was not bad. 170 odd numbers close to 35 and one turn wicket. Frankly, we like it very much.
However, when we were close to the half of the game, several of the opponent’s wives and partners had arrived. They wore brightly colored saris and looked very exotic in the gray northern weather. They set up a stand table, and the table was quickly filled with various delightful Asian delicacies: samosas, naan, baji, and tureen full of rice and curry.
When our round was over, we went back to the pavilion to prepare some refreshments. We are young and naive. We are hungry. We stuffed it in.
After a few cups of tea, the result of our unwise feast was to make the garrison less maneuverable than usual and less willing to run. They ended the game in less than ten times.
A few years back in time, I am now playing for a mid-level league team in the North. As we all know, one of the great joys of cricket is that the people who play the game are very diverse, especially among amateur teams.
One of the teams we played had a guy whose social skills were polite and extremely limited. He can’t look directly into your eyes. I’ve never heard him say a word, unless at the scene, he has a very disturbing habit of calculating our running rate to three decimal places (very accurate-I Checked it later) and shouted it after each ball.
“They need 4.286 runs each time”
A penalty kick.
“They need 4.354 runs at a time”
As a batsman, I can tell you that as a strategy that enters the opponent’s mind, it is difficult to beat. Of course, this is also perfectly legal, although it may be considered a bit indecent. They could have made this guy button up, I think, but honestly, would you?
An old friend of mine who went to a much better university than me told me that his department team classicists would confuse the opposition by asking the captain to change the venue in Latin or Greek.
I have to say, I do find his story a bit difficult to swallow. My Latin in school didn’t shake much, but I couldn’t imagine that even the best scholars would have the knowledge to translate “Can you make a five-pointer on the square to make a point, Eric?” Enter Julius Caesar’s language, but it can be said to be a great way to gain this extra advantage.
Do readers have other examples of how opponents can gain an advantage while maintaining the rules of the game?
Retired teacher, playwright and cricket nut from Hexham